No. 2

I was a paralegal in the Antitrust Division at the DOJ (pictured here walking into court to sue Google and win).

No. 3

I was a bartender and a waitress practicing politics as the businessman slowly got stoned.

No. 4

I spent a year and a half training in NROTC before getting medically disqualified by a condition I was born with.

No. 5

I wrote a 137-page senior thesis on the fall of US democracy in 2021 (lol @ the US now). 

No. 6

I started college majoring in neuroscience so I could become a neurosurgeon. 

No. 7

I competed in national finals for constitutional debate team in high school.

No. 8

I wasn't diagnosed with ADHD until my last semester of college.

No. 9

I am nonbinary, use she/they pronouns, and present femininely and these things live in harmony.

No. 10

I fell in love with my wife at age 17 in high school and we are still inseparable.

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